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Thursday, November 13, 2008 @ 7:01 AM


Q.What's the similarity between Liverpool and a 3-pin plug?
A.They're both useless in Europe.
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Rafael Benitez: "Our new Winger cost five million. I call him our wonder player"
Sir Alex Ferguson: "Why's that?"
Rafael Benitez: "Everytime he plays I wonder why I bothered to buy him!"

Q: Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an intelligent Liverpool supporter and an old drunk are walking down the street together when simultaneously they each spot a fifty quid note.
Who gets it?
A: The old drunk, of course - the other 3 are mythical creatures.

22. Q: How many liverpool fan does it take to change a light bulb?
A: As many as you like, but they'll never see the light.