Thursday, November 13, 2008 @ 6:47 AM
Son : Father, I am going out to buy something.
Father : Be careful when you buy things. The sellers are very crafty. You better slice their price they offer you by half.
Son : Okay, I will remember to cut their prices by half.
Son : How much is this knife?
Seller : Forty dollars.
Son : (Thinking) Father told me to cut the price by half.....
Son : Will you make the price 20 dollars?
Seller : No. How about 30 dollars?
Son : 15 dollars.
Seller : If you really want to buy the knife, give me 28 dollars, nothing lower.
Son : I can't. How about 14 dollars?
Seller : Twenty dollars, last offer!
Son : I'll give you 10 dollars.
Husband: Oh, come on.
Wife: Leave me alone!
Husband: It won't take long.
Wife: I won't be able to sleep afterwards.
Husband: I can't sleep without it.
Wife: Why do you think of things like this in the middle of the night?
Husband: Because I'm Hot.
Wife: You get hot at the darndest times.
Husband: If you love me I wouldn't have to beg you.
Wife: If you love me you'd be more considerate.
Husband: You don't love me anymore.
Wife: Yes I do, but let's forget it for tonight.
Husband: Please...come on
Wife: Alright, I'll do it.
Husband: What's the matter? Need a flashlight?
Wife: I can't find it.Husband: Oh, for heaven's sake, feel for it!
Wife: There! Are you satisfied?
Husband: Oh, yes.
Wife: Is it up far enough?
Husband: Oh, that's good.
Wife: Now go to sleep,
Wife: And from now on when you want the window open, do it yourself.
Seller : I quit! I'll give you the knife!
Son : Half a knife.
