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A Man City fan, a Man U fan, and an Liverpool fan
were all in Saudi Arabia, sharing a smuggled crate of booze.

All of a sudden Saudi police rushed in and arrested them. The mere
possesion of alcohol is a severe offence in Saudi Arabia. So, for the
terrible crime of actually being caught consuming the booze, they were
sentenced to death!

However, after many months and with the help of very good lawyers, they
were able to successfully appeal their sentence down to life
imprisonment.

By a stroke of luck, it was a Saudi national holiday the day their trial
finished, and the extremely benevolent Sheik decided they could be
released after receiving just 20 lashes each of the whip. As they were
preparing for their punishment, the Sheik suddenly said,
"It's my first wife's birthday today, and she has asked me to allow each
of you one wish before your whipping."

The Man City fan was first in line (he had drunk the least), so
he thought about this for a while and then said, "Please tie a pillow to
my back."
This was done, but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes before the whip went
through. The Man City fan had to be carried away bleeding and
crying with pain when the punishment was done.

The Liverpool fan was next up (he almost finished a half-can), and
after watching the scene, said,
"All Right! Please fix two pillows on my back."
But even two pillows could only take 15 lashes before the whip went
through again, sending the Liverpool fan sobbing and crying like a baby!

The Man U fan was the last one up (he had finished off the
crate), but before he could say anything, the Sheik turned to him and
said, "You support the greatest team in the world, your city has some of
best and most loyal soccer fans in the world. For this, you may have two
wishes!"
"Thank you, your most Royal highness," the grateful United fan replied.
"In recognition of your kindness, my first wish is that you give me not
20,but 100 lashes."

"Not only are you an honourable, handsome and powerful man, you are also
very brave," the Sheik said with an admiring look on his face.

"If 100 lashes is what you desire, then so be it. And your second wish?
What is it to be?" the Sheik asked.



"Tie that Liverpool fan to my back."

ermmm . Syukri ! tkyaa laa letak kat blog kau . haha . kay . i think im gonna folow suit to syukri's Post . Something Similar to his . okayy

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MOE : ABDUL HALIM BIN HIDAYAT , you are posted to NGEE ANN POLY , ELECTRICAL ENGINEERING (N43) under 2009 JAE .

my father woke me up at 8 a.m siaa . walanneh . yesterday i sleep late . kay then tell me about the msg . and i was like . ouhkayy . hah . Ismail was also in the same Course with me .While Muhammad's was N44 , Computer and Electronics . Hafizah , ETCM at Temasek poly .Syukri Is also at TP , Aizat was also at TP , Sharifah Zahidah went to Innova JC , Hilmi to ITE Simei , Nadia to Nanyang . thats what i noe from all the pple who text me .

okay , notebooks purchase was on the 2nd week of March . need money . okayy .

ask mael to jog with me as ive got nothing to do . then he want to jog at afternoon . so we will be jogging dis afternoon . and , my face was slightly Scalded by Hot oils .only a minor part near my cheeks and lips . thats really hurts . haha . kay but i dont look hideous and need a mask like darth Vader . so , will u all still be friends with me ? haha


A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not in their bed.

She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front him. He appears deep in thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of coffee.

"What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room. "Why are you down here at this time of night?"

The husband looks up, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 17?" he asks solemnly.

The wife is touched thinking her husband is so caring and sensitive. "Yes, I do," she replies.

The husband pauses. The words are not coming easily. "Do you remember when you father caught us in the back seat of my car?"

"Yes, I remember," says the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.

The husband continues..."Do you remember when he shoved a shotgun in my face and said, "Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years".

"I remember that too", she replies softly.

He wipes another tear from his cheek and says... "I would have gotten out today..."

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Fred hired a temporaru worker while his secretary was on maternity leave. Trying to arrive at an agreeable wage, he asked what she expected to earn.

She said, "Well... the minimum I could work for is two hundred a week."

Fred told her " I'd give you that much with pleasure."

She shook her head and replied, "Nooooo, with pleasure, it would be$300 a week."
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uhuh . tired . back from BBQ . okay okay . lets start the post with anything before the bbq . i was late to meet hilmi . my clock at my home was 45 mins late siaa . kay . anyway , thanks Hilmi for Bringing yr Guitar . kay .. and everything went on smoothly . anyway , riding bikes = great . and , kay , talk and talk with cuzzins . kay .thanks Nazri for sharing me all about ITE knowledge . and now do i know that we had a choice to wear any colour shirt . great . and , wait for rahman . he arrived at 9 . play soccer . great time . haha . then the gates were closed . argh . we are trapped inside the chalet . our bbq pit was pit 6 . and now we had to go one round back to the seaside . anyway , upon reaching , Nani introduced me to her friend . well , he's a chinese and i supposed it was her Bf . kay . shake his hands and greet him . and my sec one anak sedare , which is Iwan , follow suit . kekek . then play black magic and other stuffs . kekek . kay till there . bubbye .

ouhkayy . yesterday , went to School . I Do Miss School . and yeahh . people are asking me where's my destination . i think u'll see it in a week's time . yeahh .

went to Fengshan and play Street Soccer . wallau . Fah , Rahman and Me all injured . my left forehand was hurt due to what the malay said is SALAH URAT . den my right hand elbow was also hurt by crashing to the ground with all the pressure exerted to my elbow . Ouch . salah landing arhh . but luckily both injuries are not that critical . haha . can sill hold items and update my blog . Ismail was fit but didnt want to play due to fatigue .

and then , rahman and ismail went to my home , eat dinner . play xbox360 and audacity .

just now , my father teach me Engine Theory , Mechanical , Metals and Electrical theory . hmmm~

Ouh my gosh . i accidentally told my mum that my friends are coming . initially , i thought that it is better to hid it from my mum as im afraid that they will paitao me . then . my mother ask me to prepare food for them . arghh . then they paitao me . kay . haha .haha nvm i just lie to my mother and tell her they all went home oready . coz now , she's not at home .. haha

anyway ,i think most of the friends are keeping a distant as they wont reply ur SMSes . maybe its because we are going to differens schools. awww

anyway , rahman datang uma . haha . kala ngan dier fifa09 . rabak . and tadi bli basikal . murah nyer je . tapi besar . and tk selesa . haha

kay till there .. bubbye .

ouhh . im not working . I refused to work . haha . Money Isnt Everything actually . i just wanna make use of these non -schooling weeks . to improve myself . in Softwares and Sports . which is Microsoft office and Bowling . not forgetting Cycling With Ismail ( when i buy a new bike but now pokai lehh) . also , if i have the time , i will update myself with Gadgets Knowledge .

and maybe , to all my ex-classmates or schoolmates or better of , BatchMates , do organize and event at least once or twice a year . and to think of it , i do miss schooling .going to school , seat at classroom , get scolded by teachers . yarhh .

and i sincerely apologise to the school as we , ex-sec four students , did not show good example to our juniors . i really do try my best to ask my friends to mantain a neat look when receiving the result slip . but all those who didnt keep neat is just those who are protective of their image . and its OVERPROTECTIVE . yarhh , u do look cool in Long Hairs .i know y'all dont want to be like me , mael fah and so on . with short hair . Mundzir cut his hair . at least he care . huzaifah look good in layered . but he cut it . he must have his reasons . thats why i say he's the smart one . and i dnt ask u to cut your hair short but at least keep it neat . and in no doubt , a few years to come , the juniors who will take the O level result slip will end up like Us . or even worse . its like that . when we are in sec ones , we look upon our seniors and they are not NEAT . with Slaykeh Hairdos , outfits . but now , history just repeat itself . we , as a senior and mature people , should definitely think of the consequences . totally disappointed in u guys .

at least u should cover up yr hair . using snowcap or what . yerr .. aku tau , memang hensem rambot panjang . , nie , sebab nila setitik rosak susu sebelanga .

well well well . yesterday . tiring . rode from Pasir Ris Car Park C to Changi Beach . Far Siaa . actually want to go to east coast but far lehh . den walk past through Old Changi Hospital . Spooky Feeling though . upon rwaching , eat the nasi goreng kampong cokked by me . den lepak . den afetr a while decided to play with the water but ended up bathing in there . great time . haha . then cycle back . woah . tiring .

my bike was stolen siaaaa . knncb . arhh . just made a police report . till there .

it is rather humiliating when all yr friends get from 11 to 15 while you get a pathetic 20 . thats what im feeling . yeah , tehy do console me and said that its alright as i can still enter poly . and i really am disappointed with myself . blame me for setting high expectations of myself while showing people im a low class people as in a "just pass " guy . kay . now my O levels are down the drain . waste my opportunity . now . the next stop is what im going to achieve . HALIM ! Do Progress in Life . this whats been on my mind . and i do aim to make my mark one day .

Mwti ~ 10 years of my life has been spent there . it is a devastating effect leaving the school which i was grown into what i am today . i will definitely remember the school .

i was really touched by what my mother advises me . she told me that i was smart , yet lazy . i do have what it takes to top the school . ive shown tremendous progress when i was a kid , im exposed to numbers at such an early age . as well as alphabets as ive master my alphabets at an age which is too young . numbers was my favourites back then . and my mother really thinks that i look down on my sister . ouhkay , well they are very dependant . on me i suppose . kay stop . continue with the story . she also told me a story in which my cousin , who was around the same age as my mother , was given a boy . he immediately sms my mother . " cik , dah dapat anak , namer die naufal aiman , nak die pandai mcm abdul halim' and i was like . woahh . touched . but i just wonder what went wrong with me . i shoul dhave really study . regrets . but ,i cannot turn back time .

But i do have to thank god . wile others succumb their fate to one you may describe as uncertain , all the best to them .

and this is what my resolutions are for twozerozeronine ( 2009 ) . learn to play basic guitar . learn the music software . go to computer courses .bowl an average of 160 on 10 pins and 200 on nine pin taps .

I refused to work in AIM engineering . very boring . gaah . seriously .


rahman and Huzaifah !


Char siew chicken .


you may see huzaifah and me are miles apart . but actually , we are in someway quite similar . he's better than me because , he has the arabic brains , he's more composed , disciplined and lastly , more hardworking . in a way , we are similar , just that i cant say the similarities .

kay , today went to Sp for enquiries . wallau , they thought my mother was the one who was applying poly . siaauu .then went to SP foodcourt 3 . fav foodcourt amongst poly . then went to ngee ann . then take taxi to darulsalam . then hilmi went back home with me . then we play bowling tournament . for the first time , im not last ! woot . average of 118 per game while hilmi's 89 per game . then ive earn $10 bucks for scoring a turkey . and do take not if ive got a strike home ( which means all the way strike ) that is 6 strikes in a row , ive got 50 dollars for FREEEEEE . in the end , i need to pay my mom for the tournament fee which is 36 dollars but got only 20 dollars as my parents were firends with organizer .

im quite elated with the way things are .except that my father forced me to work at AIM ENGINEERING . drats . boring ! makan gaji bute . and ive got special attention , just because my father was one of those high ranks at tyco .arghh . i hate it siaa .

and Syukri , relax . i do want to go to SP . dont kanchiong .

Well , People Say i dont look malay . Is it ? nahh , ive been looking at the mirror for the umpteenth time and nothing can convince me that im not a malay . I DO LOOK LIKE A MALAY RITE ? anyway , do send your views . hahs

Currently Okay with my results , i deserve better . but my parents told me thats its quite good . ouhkayy . got a present . waaa ~ really hope can go poly .

Did u know ? Bronze is da new Cool .

anyaway , to my fellow friends that did not succeed , dont give up hope .im here to urge u to retake your O . Fill your mind the word " i can do it" and believe in yourself . SUCCESS ONLY COMES WITH FAILURES . i know its very difficult to swallow the reality pills .anyway , its just a failure in O level . Imagine those millionnaires that losta ll their fortunes , they must have suffered a greater setback then you (due to my hunger for money , this is a good example :] )
seriously , im also the type of people who can not acept failures in life . i also dont know what i would do should i be filling up your shoes . but i hope to my fellow friends , dont give up . thanks .

Working Sux . yesterday , went to NYP and TP . not the ouh-so-wondeful type of poly .ouhh gosh . very kanchiong about tomorrow . anyway , i will go greenview or pasir ris crest should i fail my Os .scared

anyway , not in the mood of bowling . my parents drag me there . then went to breakfeast at jalan kayu . and my father told me that when i took my motor license , he will give me only 3 months to pass . that is crazy , only for smart people . haha . btw , stupid and smart ,No perfectionist are the topics that me and my parents are "discussing" . No Denial if you are stupid and cannot escape from reality , as quoted by my mom . anyway , waiting for soccer match .








Day At JB . my father went golfing . me and my mother had to stroll along Tebrau City . Ate my lunch there . ate mee rebus tulang . nice . then off to da cinema . watch bedtime stories . really hilarious . do watch it . then went ahead with cutting my hair . its been months since ive cut my hair . very ticklish when da girl shampoo and wash my hair . like wanna roll on da floor laughing . then very long time she took to shampoo my hair . then head massage . wallau . very ticklish . seriously .then cut my hair . its the same though . but this time , its not the local mullet . its americal mullet . go to any barber shop in singapore , ask for " thin layered , extra thin sides and short spiky" thats american mullet . though . i did this at Jantzen Hair Salon . Quite cheap actually . 40 RM . singapore is around 18 . singapore rates are 20+ .so lil beat cheaper .

my mother want to do a perming . but not sure to do normal or digital perming . normal cost 151 and 2.5 hrs . while digital cost 240 and takes 3.5 hrs .

den ate duck for dinner . buy some dvds and psp stuffs . then went home . tadaaa


thanks to my father . for giving me chocolate perfume from the bodyshop . he bought 3 and give me one .kay2 . off from work for 2 days . now going msia . with my mom . and my dad will play golf there . my father wants me to go to salon to cut my hair although i want to g to the malay barber .then , he wants me to go for cut /wash and blow package . he also said that i should go ahead with treatment . but i refused . then he asked me to do such foolish things such as rebonding ( to make my hair straight ) or perming (to make my hair more curly) . then i refused . haha . then lastly he ask me to highlight my hair . then my mother didnt allow and i once again , refuse . crazy siaa . how am i going to face the school ?

i need more practice on bowling !

ouhkayy . 2nd Jan 2009 . the day when i hang out with friends at town . pray my friday prayers at masjid khadijah its been 2 weeks since i last pray my friday prayers . upon walking met all the mwti peoples . although im MAYBE not schooling at mwti this year . thet do remember me . awww . hahs . okayy . then off to town . went to RSH marina and suntec . miss dos clicks . mundzir bought a wallet .den ate at kfc . then walk walk then went to cathay to watch cicakman2 . unlucky , the show period has ended . went to Gv to watch yes man but i cost us $10 per tix . woahh . then cancel the cinema-viewing . haha . then met syukri . syukri potong mullet siaa . my ex frequent haircut . hmm .

then went back home . but ended up at the bowling alley and play with rahman . i managed to keep up my standards . the n ate at lau par sat pasir ris . eat satay and fried rice. then went to ismail's house to pay the money i owe him . which is the satay for the last 2 month bbq . 15 dollars . then went home at 11+ . left my wallet at ismail's bawah blok . denn i ran all the way from the bus stop to his block . luckily i found it . kanchiong siaa .

New Environment . while people are enjoying life , I work at AIM ENGINEERING . or should you say im studying . as its engineering . the course that i intended to take . so my pay was severe . but it was boring . working for only 4 hours then just chill at the pantry for 5 hours . as we are the maintenance so not much to do . work at bencoolen . haiz . boring .

went back home and went to Polar . saw my ex tuition mates which is afiqah from maarif and haziqah from aljunied . kay .

then had to met ismail huzaifi and rahman to play bowling . we play 2 games . although from the average , i got first but only an average of 117 while rahman get an average of 110 . but rahman get the highest game with 122 . while i get 121 . huzaifi need to focus more as he ended up getting 113 after lessons from me and rahman . then huzaifi told me that my father would charge 50 bucks per lesson as he witnessed my father's bowling at korea . my father was just joking . he coached me rahman and hilmi at 0 dollars . but very stressful . the high expectation might left us pressurized .

then ate at kfc and went home . i feel giddy and dint go to work today . wake up very late

credits to syukri for teling me that there's vacancy at Secret Recipe for me to apply . Credits to Mundzir for telling me that there's vacancy for february at PageOne . credits to Royal Sporting House for Calling me back to work as there's only one vacancy .

So till there . bubbye .


Uniform . Shirt and Pants .


Trio . haha .