Wednesday, February 11, 2009 @ 8:55 AM
After having failed his exam in "Logistics and Organization", a student goes and confronts his lecturer about it.
Student: "Sir, do you really understand anything about the subject?"
Professor: "Surely I must. Otherwise I would not be a professor!"
Student: "Great, well then I would like to ask you a question.
If you can give me the correct answer, I will accept my mark as is and go. If you however do not know the answer, I want you to give me an "A" for the exam. "
Professor: "Okay, it's a deal. So what is the question?"
Student: "
What is legal, but not logical, logical, but not legal, and neither logical, nor legal?"Even after some long and hard consideration, the professor cannot give the student an answer, and therefore changes his exam mark into an "A", as agreed.
Afterwards, the professor calls on his best student and asks him the same question.
He immediately answers: "Sir, you are 63 years old and married to a 35 year old woman, which is legal, but not logical.
Your wife has a 25 year old lover, which is logical, but not legal.
The fact that you have given your wife's lover an "A", although he really should have failed, is neither legal, nor logical."
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Two blondes rented a boat and fished in a lake every day. On this
particular day they caught over 50 fish. The first blonde turned
to her friend and said, "Mark this spot so that we can come back
here tomorrow."
The next day when they were driving to rent the boat, the first
blonde said, "You did you mark the spot, right?"
Her friend replied, "Yeah, I painted a big X on the bottom of the
boat."
The first one said, "You fool! What if we don't get that same boat
today?"
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Once upon a time in China lived two men whose names were I KUM and NO KUM. NO
KUM was married to a young and very pretty girl named NO KUM TU, while I KUM
was single.
One night I KUM went to see is friend NO KUM. Upon arriving at NO KUM'S
home, I KUM found out that NO KUM was not at home. NO KUM'S wife NO KUM TU
invited I KUM to stay the night with her. That night NO KUM TU came which
gave I KUM great pleasure as I KUM came too.
After a time NO KUM found out that he was going to be a father, but NO KUM
didn't know how come. When the little child was born, NO KUM named him HOW
KUM YOU KUM.
But NO KUM TU and I KUM know how come, HOW KUM YOU KUM came. Until this day
NO KUM doesn't know how come, HOW KUM YOU KUM came.
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Joe sets Jim up to go on a blind date with a friend of his. But Jim is
a little worried about going out with someone he's never seen before.
"What do I do if she's ugly and scary?" says Jim, "I'll be stuck with
her all night."
"Don't worry," Joe says, "just go up to her door and meet her first. If
you like what you see, then everything goes as planned. If you don't
just shout 'Aaaaaauuuggghhh!' and fake an asthma attack."
So that night, Jim knocks at the girl's door and when she comes out he
is awe-struck at how beautiful and sexy she is. He's about to speak
when the girl suddenly shouts: "Aaaaaauuuggghhh!"
