Sunday, May 31, 2009 @ 7:46 AM
Well , Im Tired . Its been days since my last post .Yeahh .
Starting off with my Saturday . Its 1145 AM . My phone vibrates , i wonder why i could woke up upon the vibration of my phone . Its stated " Dhuha Jeffrey Calling ... " . Yeahh , DJ called me and asked me to meet him . i met him 30 minutes later and thanks DJ for accompanying me to Simei for phone collection .
1 PM , We went to E hub for Bowling and i realised that i cant play houseball . i need lot of adjustments . I am amazed when i saw that DJ is playing spinner technique which is tiring but good . well , He can only withstand 2 games , Yeahh , i know its tiring
Its been ages since i drink my favourite drink at E hub , which is , Pudding Milk Tea at Cup Walker . We bought that and went outside the shopping mall as Dj wants to smoke . so i just sat down there , finishing my drink .
I rushed home and cycle my way down to Pasir Ris Carpark D . reach there and play soccer . it was fun . not forgetting the post-mortem and the lepak-ing . Rounders was also fun . Its well planned . Thanks Committee for planning such a wonderful event .
I really forget these 2/3 girls who were from maarif . When i said that im not from madrasah , they dont believe me and said that they find me very familiar . Talks about "aura" madrasah . Hahs . Bak pepatah Zhafir " Joker sia u all" .
I Spent the night at my cuzin house . i was late for PS meeting . Wah , on mid june , there will be a test for service , bar and cake . those who dont pass will be terminated . Anyway , I have a new cousin . Her Name is Alice Ong . Haha .
She find me familiar and thought that im from her school , Nanyang JC . hahas , den i told her we once worked together . Its been a fun but tiring day . i was supposed to work for 4 hours but extend another 5 hours to work from 11 to 8 .
Yvonne's hair look really really nice just now . Anyway , Soon , All the food in the menu will be available . i cant do closing . i dont wanna reach home at 12 . King and Yvonne die-die want me to do closing . i told them my father's waiting for me at home . I know Im Evil .
Im Chatting On Msn . and i am really worried about my CT . Haiz . Yo Alvin !
Friday, May 29, 2009 @ 3:37 AM
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
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OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
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SHOPPING MATHA man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.
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GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICSA woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
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LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
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PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
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DISCUSSION TECHNIQUEA woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIEDOld aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, 'You're next.' They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
Thursday, May 28, 2009 @ 8:04 PM
Thank you , Rahman . For allowing me to stay over at your house to watch the battle of 2 great teams . Barca and Man U . No Arguments but Barca is indeed the better team . Congrats on the Treble .
Some liverpool fans are just , Pathetic . They laugh at Man United due to losing the final . How Pathetic , Liverpool didnt even reach the Semis . Thinking about it , Liverpool fans are undeniably _________ . At least we reach the final and lost to a good team .
I'm extremely late on the meetup . Sorry for making you wait . I Slept Early yesterday and missed my Ngaji Session .Not only that , i skipped dinner too . Shucks . Nevertheless , Its been a long time since i last slept early .
My sister's grade was okay . but i was disappointed with Nadiah's marks . Yeahh , She got the number four out of 16 . that was good . Well , She certainly does better in arabic then academic . Seeing how she studies almost everyday , Her Academics was BMI . barely make it .
Dianah . She certainly follow me . I seldom see her study at home and even exams didnt triggered her to study except by force . Its the same for me during my primary days . Its not something good yaww . My mother had always compare me and her . saying dat " adek kau ikot kau , malas nak blaja " .
Anyway , Conversations through the whole train journey was fun . Not forgetting , we are opposites . Smart , Disciplined and Goody-two shoes Certainly in contrast with me . haha , talking about school certainly made me remember of my schooldays
How I am being disrespectful to my teachers .How i criticize people .How my irritatingness grant me a few warnings and punches .How i disobey the school rules .and i really cant forget what Mdm Aini once said " i dont think Halim deserves to be in Science Class " . Ouch , It hurts .
Tuesday, May 26, 2009 @ 10:42 AM
Fatigue . Im tired after silat training but i really didnt find it meaningful . i dont know why but somehow , i dont know what to describe . Its tiring and a lil dash of boring . Backsweep Hurts . I grind my leg to the floor and i felt as though my skin's burned . damn .
Its 1.45 am . Im Chatting with Moon and Haziqah . I am really bored . Shamin always reply late . Im just Blog-Hopping now .
I just received my monthly allowance . Its indeed Fun , Having lots of money in your cupboard . I cant handle money well . I will definitely indulge it . money makes the world go round ~
I Never blanket before and waiting for my first "blanket" . i just miss it yesterday due to ismail . He wants to go to Silat early . Talking about Ismail , Woahh . I'm admiring his "Ladies Man" antics .
I consumed Grilled fish with Mix Sauce at SIM's Megabytes . Its very nice . The fillet is _____ . I cant desribe it . For Meat , an ideal description would be succulent or tender . Maybe i just used the word soft and juicy for the fillet .
ComT . damn it . me and fid's share the same article and the Theme is SEX . how am i going to present it ? i just present it anyhow and just interact with fellow mates . hopfully Mr Keith is satisfied . i am sure that i cant repeat last presentations Grade . which is an A . Shucks .
Sunday, May 24, 2009 @ 9:04 AM
Okay , My father's cut down the Sports Channel . shucks . I cant watch Man United game any more . Boohoo , Im Bored . Hopefully Newcastle wont be relegated : ( .
Shi Jie Sms-ed me , he's searching for me at SR . i havent reach there . Then , along came shi jie with his girlfrien . Shi Jie , Why you come disturb me le .haha , u go have fun with your girlfriend laa . The way your girlfriend behaves as if she knew me siaa .
Anyway , Sorry Mia for not able to fulfill my promise to dine with u . My father calls at the last minute to meet him at bugis . Sorry Yaww . Sha , aku tau aku kiasu , balek lincah2 . busy arhh dokk .
Haziqah . TRUCE ! haha . ko mesti tak sangke kan ? haha .
Its my first tip for almost 3 months of service . Total accumulation , 20+ .
Thursday, May 21, 2009 @ 8:00 AM
and ouhh . Ive been spending needlessly . My Body Hurts . I carried a haversack with laptop inside . Its the Zinc bag with no padding . shucks .
Anyway , i went to school early ! Its been 2 early thursdays . I forgot to bring my battery ! haha , it's a lonely trainride but as time goes by , Its interesting . tak suke COM T ehhs ?
Speaking about ComT , Wendy ! its the first time i see u not dressing up le . you wore your S & W shirt .
Anyway , Thursday is AutoCAD day . which is Computer Aided Drawing . Today lesson ends early . It is supposed to be a 2 hour practical but , we finished it in 45 minutes . So , proceed to Atrium . I really thought those Ta11 will be there . Shucks . Kena Sabo .
Anyway , We Play Counter-Strike . Yeahh , Daryl . i know you will be gloating with the fact that i shucks at Poolday .
Okayy , Im waiting for the coming It show . why ? i want to buy laptop skin protectors le . not forgetting mosepads and everything laa .
Eng Mec's test coming and as usual , Unprepared .
Monday, May 18, 2009 @ 10:26 AM
Its been three or four days since my last post . Saturday ~ I went Out with Rahman . Just Chilling around da east side . Nothing to do . Bored .Sunday , Work . No Life . Monday . School . Bowling session was great . Anal guy and others . KS , i know i talk cock . haha . Anyway , I just received a scolding from my father . Not Exactly a scolding but , ______ . I wanted to bought a personal bowling ball . Trust me , You might find it wasted if u play for fun . I intend to go to tournament but i cant seem to see it in near future . Basically , My Father didnt allow me to buy a personal ball . He said that i go to Ngee Ann to Study , Not to play bowling . Okayy . Thats True . And He's also doesnt allow me to take Silat and expect me to study at home . After 17 years , i dont think my parents knew me . Halim blaja ? haha . Awkward . So , I think they expect me to study everyday . waaa , im sure i'll become crazy one day . Then might as well deprieve me of everything . just let me have my books and laptop to study . Haiz .
Thursday, May 14, 2009 @ 8:14 PM
Playing Charade .
Ismai's Step-Focus
Zhafir .
Halim Mamat
Zha and Halim .
Okayy . Here's the Pictures . Lazy to update . Going School Now ,.
Wednesday, May 13, 2009 @ 5:58 PM
Yawns* . Im Feeling Sleepy . Im awake for the whole night . Thanks Moon for accompanying me by chatting with me . Man United won 2-1 . Okayy . I went out Early :)
It was 6.35 . Tick-Tock-Tick-Tock . 7.00 , Fiq arrived ; Finally . Train Journey was -.- long . Fiq just keep on reading her notes . Admiring her Discipline . W-O-W .
Reached Clementi , Took Bus 184 . Its freezing Cold , i seldom find myself feeling cold in singapore . First Time . Intend to go megabytes but , hmm .
Arrived at school 8.30 , Woahh , she loves to arrive at school early . Then , I realised , Class starts at 10 AM . waaaaa .
I wander around school seemlessly . My feet brought me to Makan Place . Shahida was there , Luckily . At least someone to accompany me for a few minutes . And Ouh , She's quite irritating .
A Call from Jun Mun , He also arrived at school at 9 a.m . hahah . coool . Till There . Bye .
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO RAHMAN !!
Im Tired . Silat Training was awesome . Back to Basics . Somehow , MSS and silat make me knew more friends , Great friends , Malay friends . Bowling were mostly Chinese .
Engineering Mechanics , Engineering Mathematics and Electrical Technology are getting on my nerves rite now . i just cant understand a thing . -.-
Saw wendy just now and exchanged numbers . Communication Toolkit , Best .
Chatting with Moon rite now . Im bored .
Im in need of money . 50 bucks for silat uniform . 52 bucks for laptop plastic protection . unsure of applying . 12 dollars for silat tee . a few hundreds for a personal hook-drilled reactive bowling ball . A new laptop bag ~ money money money .
Tuesday, May 12, 2009 @ 7:53 AM
Back from silat . Woah , get to know a few more people living at PAsir Ris . W000t .
Okayy , I'm 1 hour late for todays Communication toolkit . I thought class starts at 2 pm but Class starts at 1 pm . Thanks Mr Keith for giving me one more chance and didnt mark me absent . i was late for 1/3 of the class . Class starts at 1 and end at 4 pm .
So , Watch Slumdog Millionnaire . Observe the scenes about wealth and the difference of human values .
Thanks Mr Keith for grading me and A . Scoring 4.5/5 which is the highest score and only me and Wendy Scored . Wendy had ample experience as she were a zoo presenter . Cool rite ?
A Perfect Combination is Wendy's Confidence ,Camillia's Energy , Bryan's usage of words and his way of talking and Halim's (me) Interaction . Okay . Thanks .
Im sorry for all the People out there who feel that the way i talk to you on da phone or at school are rude . I didnt care about your feelings . SORRY .
Anyway . Thanks Nor Dhuha B Jeffrey for the presents . A Cap and A Polo Tee . THANKS
Saturday, May 9, 2009 @ 6:49 PM
First and Foremost , Im Sick . Experiencing Breathing difficulties and fever . its indeed bad timing . Thanks to My Family and relatives who gave me birthday presents . Thanks .So , I cant go to work . Shucks . I need to go to a doctor now to take MC as im still feeling a slight fever and breathing difficulties .Thanks to all those who wish me . Seriously , Thanks . And So glad dat ya remember my birthday : ) .First person to wish me was an unknown . Ouhkay . Im 17 now . One year to go and i'll be taking my license . woahhh . berangan .
Kayy , Woke up and went to Bowling Competittion . I Lost , As Usual . I bowled a 105 , 130 , 108 , 117 , 138 and 191 . the 191 is with the aid of my father as halfway through , i just cant swing the ball . My hand is too tired . 6 games is too much for me though .
Went to Century Square to buy Cakes . It does not have too much variety of cakes . In the end , we went to Secret Recipe Tampines One . Although Not Much Variety , We proceed to buy Classic Cheese . Thanks Noorashikin for the Staff Discount :)
Im thanful for all the Secret Recipe Tampinez One staff who still remembers me and wish me and advance Birthday Wish . Happy Birthday to my Grandmother too ! She's on 10th may .
Im Watching : Im Not Single . The Story is quite sentimental . Its much about love . Watching it also makes me think that women is -,-* . urghh . Personal Experiences justifies it .
Okayy , Till there . Bubbye .
Tuesday, May 5, 2009 @ 7:18 AM
Happy Birthday To Huzaifah !!
woahh . Communication Toolkit was Great . My Presentation was about handphones . Alot of Swine Flu Presentation . Nevermind , Wendy's great . Experienced siaa .
After 4 weeks of COMT , we settle downn in groups for our project . Camillia ; The crazy irritating girl , Mei Yi ; The Quiet Smile girl and Fida'iy; The "look serious" guy . We Bonded well .
Silat was greeaat . Sparring . No Training . Ismail got selected for Ngee Ann Team i supposed . Great for him . Meanwhile , i supposed i have to wait for next year IVP . Sian .
I'm too lazy to work siaa .
Sunday, May 3, 2009 @ 9:47 AM
MALAYSIA BOLEHH !!
The Americans were very proud that they were the first to use copper telephone wires. They dug 10 metres and found copper wires in use by their ancestors.
Not to be outdone, the French dug 100 metres and found fibre optics! See, we French people were using fibre optics 100 years ago!
The Malaysians were unimpressed. Dr Mahathir ordered his government officials to dig. They dug 10 metres and found nothing. They dug 100 metres and also found nothing. They decided to dig 1000 metres and also found nothing!
Anyway, Dr Mahathir said: Well, this shows that 1000 years ago, we were already using wireless!
Saturday, May 2, 2009 @ 7:26 AM
Pictures For The Muslim Students Society Camp !!
Camp was Great . Team Members was great Except for PC . Met Alot of new Friends and they are great .
I was too busy , Sorry for not being able to sms . Thank god that u;r still awake at 1+ am . thanks .
Anyway , Treasure Hunt Planning Sucks . Amazing Race Sucks too , But games are great . Thanks To all The Guys who make this camp happening .
I Book out early . Camp was supposed to end on sunday but i go home on staurday , due to work .
My Father demanded me to quit my job at Secret Recipe because he thinks that i might find balancing my time difficult because ive got Silat and Bowling as My CCA .
He gave me a deadline , End of may . Anyway , Planning to sell my C905 . and use C902 . to earn some money le .
I Need 32 dollars per week for bowling . Sian . and not fogetting personal Ball . waaaa
Ive been busy !!
Saida
Ismail and Me , Taken by Zhafir
Ismail
Ross Faizzah
Zhafir , Semangaat
Dhuha Bin Jeffrey , DJ
Halim Mamat
Thursday , Take Pictures inside the class Coz Im Bored .
Got CCA . Bowling . Cool but only a few malays
Till there . Bye .